The Mighty Ducks didn’t disappoint Emilio Estevez, you know what I’m saying?” says the exasperated coach before his team reminds him all he did was teach them how to stretch.īy the way, the FORD team name has nothing to do with Toronto’s most notable crack enthusiast. “Now I swore the new uniforms would be encouragement. Sadly for Drake, his coaching acumen is no match for the opposing team of female ballers who slaughter their uniquely attired opponents. Come along as the camera leers at the cabal of babes in ridiculous uniforms as Drizzy unspools dialogue that wouldn’t be out of place in an ’80s sex romp called Boner Alert! Drake – “Best I Ever Had”ĭrake plays pervy Popovich to a gaggle of sexy lady basketball players in the Kanye-directed clip for “Best I Ever Had” but it’s the sly twist partway through the video that serves as the star attraction. Or in the slam dunk competition if they feel like it. STUDY THE GAME FILM! Fingers crossed will see 1-3 Haim sisters pop up in this year’s celebrity game.
Let this be a reminder for slumping clubs: Getting back on track involves tenacious choreography, sensibly used dance sequeneces and bit of bass face. Taylor Swift slumber party enablers Haim placed their athletic skills on display in the hoops heavy promo for “Don’t Save Me.” As the bewitching pop-rock sounds of the tune waft through the clip, Este, Danielle, and Alana brave a cruel world of flagrant elbow chucking and questionable lighting to mount a dramatic comeback.
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It’s nothing too spectacular, but it does allow us to remind you that Crispin Glover’s in the movie as a sinister orphanage director. Future CSI Cyber star Lil Bow Wow elected to take the track for spin in with a pseudo-cover of the track for his magic shoes movie Like Mike. Kurtis Blow’s “Basketball” has built up a lot of goodwill based on its charms. We’re still holding out hope that whatever the hell this is gets a shot at being an NBA staple before 2020. Despite presenting such revolutionary concepts as “um, seven-foot rims?” and “fuck yeah, martial arts should be included,” the cowards at the National Basketball Association failed to merge these ideas into their league.
Sadly, the vision of basketball’s future presented by Kurtis Blow in the mid ’80s failed to shape new possibilities for the sport. YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL, YOU CLOSEDMINDED KNOBS! For every successful new tweak like the ABA’s popularization of the three-pointer, we weep ten thousand tears for the public’s indifference towards SlamBall. Fiend, Silkk the Shocker, Mia X, and Mystikal – “Make Em Say Uhh”įans can be fickle about innovation in basketball. You can see Jacko’s patience being eroded away like a perpetually worked on nose but he still soldiers on trying to get this multimillionaire athlete to hit the choreography at an acceptable level. Maybe he’s more of a basketball warlock in this scenario.) The highlight of the video? The end bit where Jackson does his best to teach Jordan how to dance the King of Pop way. (But not a Washington Wizard, because they’re shit this year. Boasting assists (BASKETBALL TERM) from Heavy D (R.I.P.) and Kris Kross (50% R.I.P.), the clip features dancing, basketball and a firm belief in jam awareness.Īs is the case with like 87% of Jacko videos, the King of Pop can sometimes turn on magic powers to morph into some sort of basketball wizard. Speaking of MJ-friendly fare, “Jam” aligned the forces of Michael Jackson (the Aaron Carter of his day) and Michael Jordan for a fancypants video that looks like the pre-orgasm visions of a Nike marketing exec.